Confessions of a Teenage Faggot

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via conversari)

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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

(via captainharrison)

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

(via henriksaves)

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jellygummies:

Toad party

jellygummies:

Toad party

(via zoology)

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(Source: realtigerwoods, via saandrapnw)

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

(via whereareallthesourpatchparents)

30 September 2014 reblog: shitshilarious 7


togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo, via nyccccc)

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

ms-marauder-inlove:

fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

the little infinity

whY THE FUCK

(via yeah-yeah-the-oat)

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via yeah-yeah-the-oat)

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