Confessions of a Teenage Faggot

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This app is shitshards

1 September 2014


mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there

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wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

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hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

hemlockandharmony:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.

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alittlemoreconversation:

you-are-infinite-worth:

Kitties

Fuck, the last one

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amazingdanissocoolimon:

So. my 6 year old sister was in a fight with my Dad so she drew this.image

And then I saw this.

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yes

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this will hepin to you

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death

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daily-sports:

Good morning

daily-sports:

Good morning

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

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seleneinseattle:

Pansexual Fact: Pansexuals did not evolve, they sprang from the earth fully formed, back when the earth had but one large continent, so named Pangaea.

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